סיפור כיסוי- חידה בהמשכים

הפעם משהו טיפה שונה-הסיפור הקצר שכתבתי למטה הוא חידה בשלבים. אם מצאתם את הסיפור מעניין במיוחד, זה אומר שכבר פתרתם את החידה הראשונה לגבי מהו סיפור הכיסוי, אז- כל הכבוד.
החידה השנייה- למטה אחרי "the end".
תהנו.

A Thunder day- Cover Story

First thing I did this morning when realizing I don’t have my vacation ticket, was to call the agency of Air Canada to yell at them. The lady from the other side of the line yelled back at me” first of all you will lower your tone, don’t talk to me as if you’re the admiral of the US navy!
So I yelled back at her: ”Who is the Custodian here?? Do you know who am I? I am Mr. Zoe, you can look at your list, it’s Big Z, Big O,and Big E.”
Silence fell for a few seconds and then I heard: ”Sir Charles, we are sending you a special Cadillac that will take you directly to your jet.
Stat a car was coming from the street and almost ran through my fence. I shouted at the driver: ”yo, careful on the plastic, man!”. I got to the car and we were on our way.
Tell you the truth, I am never nervous when getting on flights but this time I knew I’m not going to have my lucky dice with me so I took a big shot of whisky before boarding the plane. It worked like magic, and I immediately fell asleep.
When I arrived to London, I went out of the airport, and the first thing I saw in front of me was a big hand, covered by a black mamba tattoo holding a pistol aimed to my forehead!
”are you the mister who came to the airport with that big diesel car?” The man was asking.
I tried to hold my voice before answering this agent Zero and tried to figure out what would an iceman do in that situation.
I don’t know where I found the courage, but I answered him: “Hey, I may not be the Reign man but I’m the chief around here, I’ll give you a penny and you’ll leave me alone, otherwise, you can consider yourself as RIP!”- Unbelievably, this was the answer he looked for, and he disappeared. This whole scenario made me feel really great with myself- like Popeye after eating spinach.
All this morning made me so hungry so the first thing I did was heading to the K-Mart to get something to eat, maybe some Popcorn for The Microwave.
From there I decided to go and visit the Big Ben, that from some reason always reminds me of the Great Wall of China.
On my way there a stunning sight amazed me: A mighty mouse chasing 2 dogs, one was a mad dog and the other one was a very big dog. I ran after them and without noticing, found myself in a middle of a boxing stadium.
In the middle of the ring Superman was kicking X-man’s ass, who was crying like a big baby. All of a sudden a weird birdman flew into the ring, threw a KryptoNate and the fight was unbelievably over!
I know you wouldn’t believe me, and all this time, I tried to take some pictures as proof. First I couldn’t click my tiny camera, so I removed the glove from my hand and took several pictures just to realize I forgot to activate the flash.
Amazed I left the place, and decided to watch a movie. I was a bit disappointed to find that the only movie on that night was the matrix. I decided to skip it and headed to a fancy restaurant. I ordered the entrecote with spud and white chocolate apple pie for dessert. It was a-maz-ing!, until I found the worm in it. Thought to myself: ”I’m not going to pay for that, They are going to take care of my 100 Dollar Bill“ and started to vomit . The restaurant supervisor got scared and I heard him ask:”where is the Doctor, just make him stop “ I’m coming from Uncle Sam, I am not used to this British food!”, I tried to explain to him and ran from there with a red face, feeling I have to get some air!
What a day!!
Just before I started crossing the street a Big Smooth trailer was heading in my direction. Then I heard a loud noise and…
I open my eyes from the noise of the mailman out of my window holding the big ticket
I have been waiting for so long to have – The ticket for my vacation.
I then realized the dream I just had, and thought to myself:
“God, If I would just listen more to my Zen Master, maybe my dreams would be a bit more relaxing”.

קלייד דרקסלר. גם לו מגיע כאן מקום של כבוד.

The End

כאמור, אם מצאתם את הסיפור מותח במיוחד- כנראה שפתרתם את החידה הראשונה.
אז החידה השנייה היא – מה הכמות שמצאתם ( בלי להשתמש בגוגל), והשלישית היא כמה מצאתם כשכל הדרכים כשרות.
אני יודע כמה אני מצאתי- מחכה מכם למספרים.
החידה הרביעית-בהמשך.

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